Shortly after waking up from a refreshing night of dream filled slumber. Our hero heard the click of the mail slot.
He sprung towards the door, ready for action, and leaned down to find the following envelope!
Our dashing hero noticed the letter was sent from “Mom,” the address written neatly below in script confirmed this. But what astonished him was that the envelope was decorated by TELEVISIONS!
Was this some insidious plot. Did some discover his intention to avoid the boob-toob for a week and send this card to him as a scornful taunt! Maybe his mom’s name was forged, maybe it was sent by the devious television corporations of the United States of America.
Our hero pondered what the card could contain, should he open it was it a trap?
Ever the brave soul he tore open the envelope and was overwhelmed with shock and distress…
It was a message from
FONZIE!!!
“Your not getting older…” What could Fonzie mean by this? Was it some odd Borgesian puzzle, was it a secret code?
Was the fact that an old TV set was featured on the cover a clue… What was even more mysterious is why Fonzie did not blurt out his trademark…”AYYYY!”
Only one way to find out, Jesus bravely ventured onward and opened the card!!!
And as he opened it, prepared for whatever adventure and danger Fonzie had prepared for him, music began to blare loudly , it sounded just like this….
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and as the card opened the secret was ultimately revealed
It was an early birthday card for Jesus from Mom, Dad and even his arch-nemesis Fonzie!
Cool!
Stay tuned for a new adventure soon!
Sidenote: My birthday is actually tomorrow! WHAT! And so far no urges to watch TV or video, been keeping busy writing and reading for classes.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!